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How much does one lose in a week...
        ...in the hospital?

This was the burning question asked in my last blog entry. It always cracks me up when some newbie comes into the chat room and asks, "How much can I expect to loose [sic] in a week?" My response is usually a facetious, "*results not typical."

OK, but I've just done some empirical testing with hospital food and some catabolic surgery involving several vertebra, followed by a secondary bacterial infection and a tertiary candida infection caused by the powerful Vancomycin I was on for five days. (Listening carefully? There will be a test.) The hospital food involved was typical three "squares," with stuff like chicken with gravy, scrambled eggs, meat loaf, turkey...yeah, like totally bland. There was no jello, but there was plenty of stuff like strawberry shortcake, banana pudding with vanilla wafers, and pears in syrup. Yummy yummy yummy! (I continue my NutriCheating!)

It ain't really cheating, folks when your doctor prescribes it and the hospital dietitians say it ain't. And it ain't really yummo, either. And the "tum-tum" is never in great shape after total system shutdown due to anesthesia. However, you'll be pleased to know that the hospital food was an apt provider of NutriFlatulence.

And now, the big number!!! What did I "loose" in a week in the hospital with almost complete immobilization while being hydrated from a saline drip? I thought that you'd be interested in knowing that I lost 11.5 lbs.* Don't congratulate me--it wasn't intended!

*results not typical

And now, the more important and less facetious part of this blog. I will have a limited amount of time available for doing computer tasks, so I want to thank each of you here for your wonderful well wishes during my ordeal. It is heartening to know that I have so many NutriFriends. I wish I could respond more personally to each of you, but this will have to do for now. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I'll be pretty immobile for 12 weeks, so we'll have to see how that works out in the scheme of things. I'll be mixing NutriStuff with real food over that period. Walking is about the only viable exercise for me, and those of you who know me will know that that is my preferred exercise, anyway. I hope these three months pass quickly and I can get rid of this damn neck brace soon thereafter, as it will be rather funky by then!

Your Atypical Result,
Ben
Published Monday, July 16, 2007 05:05 PM by CondoMax
Asmodai said:
Hey, aren't you the "Most interesting Man on Earth" from the Dos Equis commercial?

Hope all goes well in the Hospital!
July 17, 2007 01:42 AM EST
CondoMax said:
How can you be sure that I'm not!

I'm home from the hospital now and, weary from the hospital routine, I'm trying to get some R&R.

--Ben
July 17, 2007 05:43 AM EST
stilwtrsrundeep said:
Hi Ben!

Glad you are back at home safe and sound getting that R&R that you will need to recover. I must say that I am in shock.....no Jello?  I also must say that after your usage of the words tum tum... yummo...and yummy.....I really expected something a little more creative than NutriFlatulence???
hmmmm?

Take Care!!
Debbie.
July 18, 2007 12:12 AM EST
CondoMax said:
No Jello, which must have influenced the creative deficit. Or perhaps I was fed Jello but while under anesthesia.
July 18, 2007 11:52 AM EST
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